Wednesday 15 October 2008

Can the Ones About Lightbulbs Be Far Behind ?

First Credit Crunch jokes I've heard, courtesy of a Facebook friend:

Q: What's the capital of Iceland?
A: About Three Pounds Fifty...

Latest new: the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.

Bradford & Bingley employees are dismayed they were given no notice of the takeover by Santander. A spokesman explained: "Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition."

2 comments:

  1. What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common? They both have frozen assets

    What do Amy Winehouse and the Icelandic banks have in common? You run a mile when you see them

    An elderly lady receives an e-mail from the son of a deceased (but wealthy) African general, asking whether he could transfer £10 million into her bank account in return for a 20% cut. All the son needs is the sort code and the account number. Not realising she's the victim of a Nigerian 419 fraud, she e-mail back her bank details. A couple of minutes later, she receives an e-mail back from the general's son: Icesave?! What is this, some sort of scam?

    I tried to pay a cheque in, but the bank bounced

    The last time Iceland had a crash like this aisle three was closed all day.

    Why didn't the little boy get any pocket money this week?
    Cos his Mum's gone to Iceland!

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  2. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: It needed to nationalise a couple of banks and they were on the other side. Nationalise in name only, obviously. There’d be no seat on the board or anything crazy like that.
    It’s only a fucking chicken.

    (To my eternal shame I actually laughed at that one)

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